How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
