Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.