Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.