Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Down syndrome sucks!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.