Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Why was the orphans first phone a xr Because it had no home button
Why cant orphans play soft ball????? Because thye dont know where home bass is
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only one of them get picked...
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Q. Whats the best part about 28 year olds? A. Theres 20 of them!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
