What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Q. Whats the best part about 28 year olds? A. Theres 20 of them!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
you are so ugly my man m died
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
