I have a little John.
Worst Jokes Ever
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I'm illegal.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
I'm bald.
Old ladies are non existent.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I don't know, I don't have one.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
