A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they all sit in the dark
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Why was the orphans first phone a xr Because it had no home button
Why cant orphans play soft ball????? Because thye dont know where home bass is
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only one of them get picked...
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
