Worst Jokes Ever
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
I love you, Lovely Perv!
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!