Worst Jokes Ever
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! đź«Ą
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.