Worst Jokes Ever
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.