Worst Jokes Ever

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

Where does a black Eskimo live?

In a Nigglu.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

What is the worst part about siblings having sex?

Being left out.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.