Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Can I get a HOYA?
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
