Worst Jokes Ever
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
An autistic kid.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Gay people.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Poop Jackson.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.