Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What the heck did I discover?
