Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”