Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Your mum eats cabbage.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.