Worst Jokes Ever
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Lenard is a joke.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Champagne
Show yourself.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.