Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Like if I am emo.

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

What do you call a sneaky child molester?

Incogpedo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?

An RCXD.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.