Never Jokes

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? Fiancé - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years

I told him my dad never came back with it

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk.... But then never came back lol😅

What is Stephen Hawkings favourite football anthem ? You'll Never Walk Alone.

My best friend is an orphan and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Why do orphans like the game adopt me because they've never been adopted in their life

Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Mommy Is a YouTube she can never spend time with me

So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.

why you never have to give a ballon to Elsa? Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

Ok, ok why people askin where i went im always on this website. Never think im not.

I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.

im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise

Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.