Never jokes
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.