I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
what do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
WHy can you never trust adoms
because they make up everything
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why can Orphans never go on field trips? Because they can’t get a parent signature.
why did the gym close
its because it just never worked out
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
