Never jokes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Memes
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.