Never jokes
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.