Never jokes

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.