Never jokes
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Memes
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
You will never have a girlfriend.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c