Never jokes
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!