Never jokes
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!