Never jokes

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

Never got a mother's love, lol.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

You will never have a girlfriend.

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.