Never jokes
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
You will never have a girlfriend.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.