Never jokes
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?