Never jokes
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Memes
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.