Never jokes

The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.

"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"

"He never lands."

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.