Never jokes
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Memes
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅