Never jokes
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀