Never jokes

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

Mine never stops.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.