Never jokes
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Memes
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.