Never jokes

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.

Why do Chinese people never play baseball?

Because they always eat the bat.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.