Never jokes

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"? They never get old.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

Your dad never needed a van for you.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.

Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!

Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?

Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!

Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.