Never jokes
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Never gonna give you up.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.