A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Hey i never knew We had a planet in our body
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
why did the gym close
its because it just never worked out
charlens hair line is sooooo fat cause it was never brushed
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
what do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
life is never hard until you get hit hard with
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
Im jealous of the people who never met you
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
Why can Orphans never go on field trips? Because they can’t get a parent signature.
mine never stops
