Never jokes
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Never gonna give you up.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!