Never jokes
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Memes
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Never gonna give you up.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.