Never jokes
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Memes
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
You will never have a girlfriend.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.