Never jokes
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Memes
Never gonna give you up.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.