Never jokes

Never gonna give you up.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.