Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
What happens to Emo kids when they go up
They never come down
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
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I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
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Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Never going to give you up. that's not what the orphan's parents said
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any Homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father
He never sees his kids
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Cause they can never hit a homerun
/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
