Never jokes
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.