I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
what is the difference between a baby and a cano? i would never put a cano in my garage
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
I never forget my grandpa’s last words Are you still holding the ladder?
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
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Girl: .... I like you... do you like me back? Me: Nope Girl: *is depressed* oh okay.... Me: u never said "love" Girl: oh! well do you love me? Me: frick no.
