Never

Never jokes

Ladder

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

Friend

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.

Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”

Orphan

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Adoption

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Memes

Canoe

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

Orphan

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Poet

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

But wait, what family? He never had one.

Math

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Fruit

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Rickroll

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Orphan

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

Boundary

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.

Girl

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...