What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
Your dad never needed a van for you.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
