Never jokes

I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

Things you never want to do in jail:

- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never eat anything that is family size.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.