Never jokes
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to βsingle.β
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to βorphan.β
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
People trying to stop me from being depressed: βJust cheer up!β
Me: βWOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!β
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.