Never jokes

Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?

"Because his dad never brought the milk."

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

Things you never want to do in jail:

- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never eat anything that is family size.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.