Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.
what did one brick say to the other. Never LEGO
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Never mind it’s to long
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphan Because the joke needs parental guidance
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher...
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
