Need jokes
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.