Need jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"