Need jokes
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
This joke is so dark, I need life.