There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
I Didnt ask:❌️
Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang a painting
You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”
guys we need to stop telling orphan jokes, there gonna tell their parents. oh wait nevermind continue
why cant a orphan get vaccine. they need parental permission
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Gwen, u need to shut up! For once!
why can't orphans go to school? they need their parents to sing them up.