Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.