Need jokes

Who even needs white jokes?

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.