Need jokes
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Who even needs white jokes?
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)