Need jokes

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call "father."

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.

Does your cat scratch you?

Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

Who even needs white jokes?

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.