Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Need Jokes
freshfry, we need to talk now...
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
