National jokes

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.

Not a soul in sight.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."