I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
NASA Stands for... national adult s3x Association
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
l guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
When Hellen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.