National jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
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The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.