Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

Leave a like Down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem

I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.

What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we’re known as an abomination.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem

EU Delegate: “Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?”

Ambassador: tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros “You didn’t see any statistics.”

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.

How are Stephen hawking and kaepernick so much alike…they both don’t stand for the national anthem

There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision

l guess Canada’s national igloo is melting because of global warming.