Nationalities at the Lake

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

Explanation

The joke plays on national stereotypes. Russians are often associated with vodka, Poles with beer, while the American is the butt of the joke, falling and cursing instead of achieving a magical lake transformation.

Comments (3)

ANoNyMoUs

6 years ago

Looks like the American is full of shit.

Anonymous

4 years ago

A shit hole

Lmao

4 years ago

Like this is funny

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