"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Name Jokes
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Ruhan.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
