Name jokes
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Donald Trump.
Memes
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Professor Poopypants!!!
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.