Name jokes

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Terrance M.

What do you call your kids?

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

Johnathon

You're a bish, and you are too!

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!

Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?

Shoo Ting.

My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.

Usain Boat.

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.

louie

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!