Name jokes
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Ben
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
You suck!
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
ABBaS.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Jonah Oglan.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Ethan Fennel