Name jokes
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Jack smells.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
You're a bish, and you are too!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Johnathon
What is your favorite name?
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Taylor.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Terrance M.
Joe.
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.