Name jokes

Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

Voicemailing.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

What do you call Bill Tran?

Stupid noob.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

Connor Davison

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

Oliver Savagê.

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.

ABBaS.