Name jokes

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

Oliver Savagê.

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

Connor Davison

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.

Ruhan.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

What made his beats so bad?

His name.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂