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Name Jokes
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Connor Davison
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Oliver Savagê.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
ABBaS.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
