Name jokes
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Ruhan.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Memes
My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Voicemailing.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Connor Davison
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Oliver Savagê.