Name jokes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Professor Poopypants!!!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Connor Davison
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.