My jokes
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
My dad left me.