My jokes
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?