My jokes
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Wanna see my pp again?
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
My acquaintance, William.
My mental health.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)