My jokes

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

My ass itches.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

What should my next YT vid be about?

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!