My jokes

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Why is my anus burning?

'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Why did my parents walk to the other side?

...Why?

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

What should my next YT vid be about?

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.