Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
My Jokes
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
