My jokes
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
My mate Noha.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.