My jokes
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.