My jokes

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

Suck my cheetah.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My mate Noha.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

I killed my cat.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

My ass itches.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

What should my next YT vid be about?