My jokes

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

My ass itches.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Why is my anus burning?

'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Why did my parents walk to the other side?

...Why?

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

What should my next YT vid be about?

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.