My jokes

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Me and my life.

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.