My jokes

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.

What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

I think my penis has facial recognition.

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."