My jokes
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Memes
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
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I found a key that works for every door at my school.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.