My jokes

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

I suck my dick.

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

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I'm sorry.

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.