My jokes

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

My dog died today. 😥

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.