My jokes

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

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I'm sorry.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

"I only eat food on the right of my plate."

"Are you good at eating?"

"I'm alright at eating."

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!