My jokes

My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

My dad killed Hitler.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

I wanted to get brain surgery.

I changed my mind.

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!

My heart is like a plane.

It crashes every once in a while.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!