My jokes
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!