Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
My Jokes
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
My anus smells.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
