My jokes

My dad is unlucky.

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

Suck my pp!

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Wanna see my pp again?

Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!