My jokes
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"