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Fruit

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Carrot

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

Emo

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

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    Tour

    I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

    Genre

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

    Tuna Fish

    What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

    They both come in small can.

    Teacher

    My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.

    Cheese

    Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

    Because the cheese got raped.