Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Music Jokes
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
