Music jokes
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.