Music jokes
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Memes
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.