Music jokes
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Who left him hanging?
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.