Music jokes
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Memes
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.