Music jokes
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.