Music jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).