Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
