Music jokes
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.