Music jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.