Music jokes
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.