Music jokes
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Here you go
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.