How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
