Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Music Jokes
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
