Music jokes
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Memes
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.