Music jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"