Freestyle jokes

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?

FREESTYLE FRIDAY!

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

Who dislikes my freestyle?

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.