Mark Zuckerberg jokes

If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

There is no difference.

Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?

Biggest joke?

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A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.