Mark Zuckerberg jokes

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

There is no difference.

If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Give a like if I have no friends.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.