Music jokes
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I love Hebrew John!
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit