Music jokes
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
I love Little Mix.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
I love rap!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.