Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Imagine being emo.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.