Music jokes
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.