Music jokes

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?

Dr. Dre.

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?

MC Green

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With COOL YO mints!

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?

A van.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.