Music jokes
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I love Hebrew John!
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.