Music jokes
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.