Music jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Memes
Guess which one I'm mad about.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?