Music jokes
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Memes
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I love Hebrew John!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.