Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.