Music jokes
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Memes
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!