Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Memes
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!