Music jokes
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!