Music jokes
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!