Music jokes
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.